Okay, I found footage of China’s national football team training…

And I need somebody to explain where the training part starts.

Because right now, this looks less like professional football and more like a company team-building activity.

The video says:

“If you can watch the entire Chinese national team training session without losing patience, you win.”

And the Chinese comments are absolutely ruthless.

The top comment says:

“For this level of work, even fifty thousand yuan a year feels too high.”

Someone replied:

“My company makes us pay to do team-building activities like this!”

Another person said:

“This looks like physical rehabilitation.”

And somebody corrected them:

“No, this is more like a senior citizens’ activity club.”

Then one viewer asked:

“What happens if football players from other countries see this video?”

The creator replied:

“Maybe they’ll think China is pretending to be weak on purpose.”

Honestly, that might be China’s only chance to scare the competition.

Another comment asked:

“Does this job have no entry requirements?”

And the reply was:

“Oh, there’s definitely a requirement. You need the right connections.”

But my favorite comment said:

“The Chinese players probably think this is already high-intensity training. Otherwise, why would they allow someone to film it?”

Then somebody added:

“Careful, this is too intense. They’ll need at least two bowls of sea cucumber when they get home.”

At this point, I’ve exercised more just by watching the entire video.

China’s national team may not be ready for the World Cup…

but they look extremely ready for a relaxing corporate retreat.