China’s National Team Trains So Gently, People Thought It Was Team Building
China’s national football team has unveiled what may be the world’s least stressful training program, just compare China and South Korea
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Chinese memes and internet culture
Okay, I found footage of China’s national football team training…
And I need somebody to explain where the training part starts.
Okay, I found this Chinese influencer doing one of those cute, flirty hand dances…
And the entire Chinese internet is questioning everything.
So it's World Cup season. Chinese internet is swarming with comments having fun with the fact that the China National Football team failed to make it in this time, again.
So, China technically had four chances to reach the World Cup:
Contestant Accidentally Discovers Every Hidden Gap in Water Obstacle Course
Chinese commenters conclude that a man who repeatedly slipped through tiny openings may be less a contestant than a game bug, a loach, or a highly trained strip of hot-pot noodle.
Has Chinese Internet Successfully Reclassified LV as a Bathroom Brand?
After a trademark controversy, Chinese commenters relocate a luxury logo from the runway to the public restroom.
Did This Hotel Accidentally Build a Backrooms Level?
Guests at a hotel in Xianyang discover that reaching their rooms may require five minutes of running, several repeated deer sculptures, and basic survival training.
Did This Broken Phone Camera Accidentally Reveal the Real World?
A damaged smartphone camera turns ordinary streetlights into colorful ghosts, forcing Chinese internet users to reconsider whether the device is broken—or finally working correctly.
How Did One Stray Cat Quietly Recruit an Entire Family?
A family rescues one stray cat, accidentally adopts a second, and discovers that kindness may be a highly contagious condition.
How Did China Open Four World Cup Accounts and Still Forget the Password?
Chinese football fans react after multiple teams associated with greater China fail to turn extra entries into World Cup glory.